Total Medals Earned: 800 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,060 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (155/405 points)
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 15 henchlings
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/30 (100/445 points)
Open the first present!
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