Drinks for Everyone!

Here I’m seated at the tavern

One half diner, circus, cavern

Watching tipsy men abound!

What a pleasure to behold

This tradition of so old:

To bring livers to the ground!

That one’s losing a won game

That one might just be insane

There’s all kinds of drunk around!

The bartender is fed up

Of men breaking every cup

That in tables can be found!

A fair maiden just arrived

Her downed husband she revived

To bring home up at the mound!

And an angry lousy guy

Hit another, god knows why

A bar fight for all to astound!

An old geezer with a frown

Calls police to calm things down

Using fist, nightstick and hound!

They just came by at the door

Guess I’ll be in here no more

Lest I get a lovely pound!